weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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