Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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