that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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