Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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