there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.