Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me