Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.