What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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