what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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