is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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