I want to make a zoo with you.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
God I need to hump something, right now.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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