I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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