I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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