when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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