How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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