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he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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