Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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