Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Fuck me I smell like cheese
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
