Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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