that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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