my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Will exercising make me less horny?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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