No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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