You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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