so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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