dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize