she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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