Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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