Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
vagina is talking i cant
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
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