It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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