she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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