I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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