2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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