Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
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