I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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