I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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