thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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