Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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