Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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