Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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