Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
All the doctor said was why
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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