He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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