I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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