Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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