Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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