Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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