I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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