brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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