What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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