Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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