Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
