So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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