I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I just want nice things and good sex
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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