Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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